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This is the page I have a LOT of fun with, but because it has nothing to do with providing you with the best puppy purchasing experience on the internet, I have been forced to delay working on this page until the others pages are complete. My apologies for those who have been here before. For those of you who have never seen this page, trust me....it will be worth the wait!

Troy Miller
Jarbeth's Kennel
This page still under construction.
This satire might be funny if it weren't so terrifyingly true... 
If you think math is boring, click here...
Texting Acronyms for Oldsters that you Youngsters will enjoy too! 
Are there any atheists in foxholes?  Find out here.
Baseball and Religion make interesting bedfellows...
Athiests' Holiday.  Let the celebration begin...
Oh the irony...
Children are sometimes smarter than their parents.  Click here for one example...
Fun Page...
This might be crossing the line.
Were you born between 1920 and 1970?  Click here...
Bubba becomes a Catholic.  Find out what happened here...
Why carry a gun?  Click here for several good answers...
It took them long enough, but the media has FINALLY figured it out...
Why did the chicken cross the road?  Commentary...
The price of stupidity...
Is a computer masucline or feminine?  You decide...
And on the sixth day, the Creator made moms...
There is something very drastically wrong with this picture...
Dictionary for Moms.  Check it out...
Rover's Dog Dictionary.  It's no wonder dogs do what they do...
If a dog was a teacher, you would learn things like the following...
This is for every woman who HATES going to the gynecologist and a MUST read for every guy.
The truth about dogs...
Statistically, who is more dangerous?  A gun owner or a medical doctor.  Find out here... 
Here's why you should ALWAYS buy the extended warranty...
So, have your children been bugging you for an iPad?  Try this inexpensive option...
Inner Strength.  Enter 
Some things are better left UnSaid.  Click here.
If you own a gun, you probably own one just like this.
Do you need another excuse for hating credit card companies customer service?  Click here.
This is just insane...
Why I like kids. 
Worst First Date Ever.  Go pee before you read this.  You have been warned.
The gold may be missing from the golden years, but there are still good reasons to live to a ripe old age. 
Click here to find out how to stop a "church" gossip.
Firearms Refresher Course.  Enter.
At least Tom is honest about the gas prices...
Prescription from the Great Physician.
Have you seen the new five dollar bill?
Old "sayings" through the eyes of a first grade class.  Enter here for a good laugh.
A question to NEVER ask a grandmother on the witness stand.
The first day of Guard Dog training.
Male Rules.   Yeah, we know we may sleep on the couch tonight, but read them anyway. 
Not recommended by Orthodontists anywhere.
There are no cell phones in hell.
My Living Will. Check it out here.
A little known fact about hockey (the sport).
If you've ever needed a good reason to go on a diet, this is it...
Politically correct or incorrect?  You decide.
If you can recognize and admit America's problem, you will know what to do to solve it.
Why do married women often weigh more than unmarried women?  Find out here.
A quick lesson in Paying Attention.
Need a costume idea?  Here's a unique suggestion...
NEW ELEMENT Discovered!  For more details, click here.
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