As we are all getting older, I would like to inform my friends of new acronyms so we can understand each other when texting...

ATD - At The Doctor

BFF - Best Friend Fell

BTW - Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

ROFLACGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up

TTML - Talk To Me Louder

T4M - Time For Meds

PMA - Pissed Myself Again

And last but not least...

SHTTF - Shouldn't Have Trusted That Fart.