1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." Thomas Jefferson

2. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

3. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

4. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

5. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

7. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

8. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

9. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

10. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

11. "Those who trade liberty for security deserve neither." Benjamin Franklin

12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.

13. What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?

14. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

15. 104,999,905 guns in the USA killed no one yesterday.

16. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.

17. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace or safety.

18. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

19. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

20. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

21. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

22. If guns cause crime, then matches are responsible for arson.

23. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

24. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

25. Enforce the “gun control laws” we have, don't make more.

26. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

27. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

28. “A government of the people, by the people, for the people...”

29. If guns cause crime, then forks are responsible for obesity.

30. Fear the government that fears its citizens.

31. Gun control means being able to hit your target.

32. If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

33. If guns cause crime, then cameras cause pornography.

34. If guns cause crime, then computers cause spam.

35. If guns cause crime, then pigs cause ham.

36. If guns create crime, then leaving a newspaper on the floor must create dog poop.

37. If guns cause crime, maybe if you are ever assaulted, burglarized, car-jacked or raped at gunpoint instead of shooting the perpetrator in the kneecap (since it's not his/her fault after all) you should try to shoot the “gun” out of the other person's hand. It is the gun’s fault after all. That poor criminal was just standing there minding his own business, when a gun came along, jumped into his hand, and took over his brain, right?

38. I LOVE my country, it is my government that I have reason to fear.


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