HOW TO STOP A CHURCH GOSSIP
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose
into other people's business.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw
his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone
seeing his truck there would know what he was doing. Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned,
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front
of Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night!!!
You gotta love Frank!