George Bush, Queen Elizabeth,

and Vladmir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone

and ask what the phone is for.


The devil tells them it is

for calling back to Earth.


Putin asks to call Russia

and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished

the devil informs him

that the cost is a million dollars,

so Putin writes him a check.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls England

and talks for 30 minutes.

When she is finished

the devil informs her

that the cost is 6 million dollars,

so she writes him a check.


Finally George Bush gets his turn

and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished

the devil informs him

that the cost is 50.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic

and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.


The devil smiles and replies,

"Well, since Obama took over,

the country has gone to hell,

so it's a local call."